Thursday, September 26, 2013

Advice from a fan for Chelsea FC's offense

If you're looking for 'Chelsea's José Mourinho, a man of many faces, all of them true' it's the next post down. 

This blog is a quickie based on observations over a few seasons as a Chelsea FC fan. I'm not a football expert but still have a brain.

A few changes I'd like to see for Chelsea's offense:

1. Eden Hazard pass more and quickly, instead of dribbling in circles, becoming a magnet for opponents, who then neutralize any passes he might have made.

2. Every Chelsea midfielder pass forward to strikers who have made runs instead of ignoring them for Barca-style tiki-taka that slows game and gives opponents time to set up a defense.

3. Every Chelsea midfielder pass forward more to strikers instead of going for glory by shooting from impossible positions. Juan Mata to his credit does it more than others.

4. Oscar, Rami and David Luiz pass instead of going for glory by trying ambitious long shots that invariably soar over the net. 

5. Attacking midfielders spread out more and run into open space, instead of being Barca wannabees, congesting in midfield, playing short passes that keep possession with zero results.

6. Fernando Torres have fun on the pitch, take chances like he did as a kid, and not care if he makes errors that media and boo-bird fans will ridicule.

7. Strikers continue to make runs because sooner or later the midfielders will pass forward because manager Jose Mourinho, genius that he is, will tell them that passing to surging strikers is what they must do.

8. Strikers show more movement to draw defenders, leave others with more space.

9. Strikers play more in the box where goal opportunities abound.

10. Attacking midfielders improve ability to cross the ball to those in the box since it's a key skill that leads to goals.


If even a few of these changes happened, Chelsea FC would surely top Premier League in 2013-14.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

José Mourinho, a man of many faces, all of them true

I haven't written a football blog (soccer in NA) since José Mourinho became Chelsea's manager, so thought it was time. 

Yes, I realize that most readers are not footie fans, let alone Chelsea fans, but Mourinho (aka José, Mou, and JM) is a flamboyant manager who illustrates much about what successful leaders should and should not do.

First a brief background for non-footie fan readers or, if you prefer, scroll down to 'My Mou Send-Up'.

Mourinho 1.0 
Mou was a successful manager at Portugal's Porto, having won the highest honour in European club football, the UEFA Champions League in 2003. 

He first came to Chelsea in 2004-2007 where he self-identified himself as the 'Special One' and guided the club to two Premier League championships after a drought of 50 years. To say fans were ecstatic would be an understatement. José became an instant God to the faithful at the club's home stadium, Stamford Bridge in West London.

After a rift with Chelsea's owner, Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich, who bought Chelsea in 2003, Mou left and spent 2008–10 at Italy's Internazionale where he again won the UEFA Champions League. 

Mou spent 2010–13 managing Spain's Real Madrid, currently the richest football club in the world. Although successful, he did not win the coveted Champions League and had a falling out with Madrista fans and several key players such as the club's top scorer, Cristiano Ronaldo (considered one of the best footballers, if not the best, in the world) and keeper Iker Casillas, longtime goalie for both Real and Spain's national team, and a national hero to boot.

In his last days at Real, José openly touted the English Premier League as the best league and coyly suggested that he longed to return to Chelsea where he was universally loved. 

Mourinho 2.0 
Mou returned to Chelsea in 2013 to take charge after the club fired three managers in quick succession
  • André Villas-Boas, who was sacked (i) after the club suffered defeats that dropped them out of the first four in the Premier League (needed to compete in the financially lucrative Champions League) and (ii) following a suspected a revolt of Chelsea's so-called old-guard players.
  • Robbie di Matteo (Fired despite having guided Chelsea to its first ever Champions League trophy in 2012, RDM was the 8th manager in 9 years to be sacked by Abramovich)
  • 'Interim manager' Rafa Benitez (who had managed arch-rival Liverpool), and was hated by many longtime Chelsea fans, indeed personally abused as the 'fat Spanish waiter', usually with vulgar added obscenities.
Given the circus that the club had become, José was welcomed back as Chelsea's saviour, a genius manager who was infallible. This time he self-identified as the 'Happy One'

MY MOU SEND-UP
Several pictures (sometimes called memes on Twitter) illustrate Mou's managerial character and my take on his style. The two twitter accounts are 
All tweets are send-ups and I hope they give a chuckle or two. You can decide how close to the mark they are. 

1. DADDY MOU 
Mou sees himself as a father figure (‘daddy’) to players, who by extension are his 'kids'. Many tweets below reflect this father-child theme. 

For example, Michael Essien openly calls Mourinho 'daddy'

One of Chelsea's best players ever is Didier Drogba, who was coached by Mou 1.0 in the glory days.
It's clear that longtime #CFC captain, leader, legend John Terry has a special relationship with Mou as does Chelsea's all-time goal scorer Frank Lampard. This pic from MailOnline shows the closeness of Mou and the old guard.

2. LUSTER MOU 
Mourinho lusted after the Chelsea job after his stint at Real Madrid went south.

3. SUN TZU MOU 
Clearly, Mourinho has read Sun Tzu’s The Art of War and taken it to heart.


4. GODFATHER MOU 
In a similar vein Mou is a lot like the godfather in Mario Puzo's The Godfather, made famous by three Godfather movies, the first two of which won Oscars as best picture, and the third of which was a bomb.
5. EGOTISTICAL MOU
Despite sometimes taking blame for defeats, supposedly to protect his players, José does not epitomize a humble leader.

6. DRAMA QUEEN MOU
A big part of Mou's allure to fans and media alike is his flamboyance.


7. BASTARD MOU
Like many great leaders, Mou has a dark and ruthless side. 



8. MEDIA MAGNET MOU
Besides flamboyance, Mou is loved by the media for his great interviews and quotability. Naturally, it's a love-hate relationship on the part of both sides. 
9. MANIPULATOR MOU
Chelsea fans who adore Mou claim that he always says what he thinks, thus is honest and can be trusted. But in the interest of winning and deceiving opponents, Mou is a master manipulator.


10. il PROFESSORE MOU
Being certain he is right, Mou is often a caricature of an oldtime professor who thinks he's the fountain of all knowledge and truth spews from his lips. 



Hope you enjoyed the tweets. More to come over time. To comment, please reply on the original Twitter sources.